An English professor wrote the the folowing words on the chalkboard and he asked his students to punctuate the sentence correctly.
A woman without her man is nothing
Most of the males in the class punctuated the sentence as follows:
A woman, without her man, is nothing.
All the females in the class punctuated the sentence this way:
A woman: without her, man is nothing.
NOTE TO FUTURE AUTHORS
~~~ PUNCTUATION IS EVERYTHING ~~~